Appalled by managements blatently sizist attitude to skirt.

Spasmodic nature of recent skirt attendance suggests malingering

failed parlously

Have been seduced by informality of messaging medium into being impertinent to boss.

thoughtlessly removed

Jones Waited in frenzy of excitement for reply

gross misrepresentation

thrift being ever our watchword in editorial

reasonably be described as a little on the skimpy side

Undeniably flirtatious

tap into the computer

jumped out of my skin

Delighted by, well, anything — as always am if is not work

Message Pending suddenly flashed up on top of screen

Message Pending