21b of fat spontaneously combusted through joy and sexual promise

cripplingly embarrassing

in a fit of reconcilatory confession

a Martian rubber band which needs to stretch away in order to come back.

beating herself over the head with Women Who Love Too Much

fuckwittage unrumbled

you cowardly, dysfunctional little schmuck

ambled over to

illustrative list of emotional fuckwittage in progress amongst our friends:

sinking down into our coats

play on the chink in the armour to wriggle out of commitment, maturity, honour and the natural progression of things between a man and a woman.’

Stereotypical notions of shelves, spinning wheels and sexual scrapheaps cons ire

wrestling with the first twinges of existential angst

the most outrageous minxes

fuckwittage